

Someone who most enjoys haute cuisine, philosophy, and meditation seemed too straight-laced and put together - not a date you could relax and share pizza with while binge-watching MasterChef Australia. I didn't think I'd like Isaac when first I saw his official profile. He's in a bad place right now, but that bad place isn't who he is. But I can see that as his mental health keeps improving, and he grows happier within himself, he'll eventually become a great boyfriend. Seven probably shouldn't be dating just yet - he'd benefit more from a few solid friends to start. And don't even get me started on the peeled apples. I was helplessly charmed by Seven's tentative, childlike joy at the teddy bear and cupcake I made him, as well as his fond nostalgia for his simple childhood memories. But as he gradually opened up it became clear that there's a sweet, shy, down-to-earth person hiding beneath his depression, cynicism, and negativity. I'm not interested in chasing after someone who isn't into me, so our dates felt like a waste of both our time. When I first met Seven he was so disinterested, disdainful, and self-important that I wondered why he even bothered to text me. But Verona Beach's resident K-pop star grew on me so much that if the upward trend in affection continued at the same trajectory, he could eventually take first place. If I were writing this ranking at the start of Boyfriend Dungeon, Seven would land somewhere near the bottom. Not as much of a jerk as he could have been. Again, polyamory is a thing, but in this case it feels like you might just be a side character among the rotating cast of Valeria's dazzling life. Valeria feels like she doesn't want to be tied down by anything, and is after more out of life than any one person could satisfy. Though a romance with her is appealing, you'd be constantly anxious you aren't enough to keep her interested, especially once the initial excitement dies down. The main problem is that it's hard to tell if you're actually special to Valeria. Valeria is the confident, magnetic one who respects people over nonsensical rules, and always makes whoever she's talking to feel like they're just as interesting as her. Not the popular one who has Homecoming Queen in the bag, or the delinquent who skips class and smokes behind the toilet block. A rebellious artist, she's the cool girl at school who everyone wants to hang out with on weekends. Valeria is an adventure in human (and dagger) form. Fun and exciting, but probably not a long-term relationship.įun and exciting, but probably not a long-term relationship.
